midlife crisis

"Actually, things are great. Why do you ask?"

[via The Clearly Dope]

There are 55 year-olds that look at a skydiver and say, "I want to do that." And there are 55 year-olds that look at a racecar driver and say, "I want to do that." And then there's A. Samuels. He looked at Rebecca Black and said, "I want to do that."

Tell your dad to buy a motorcycle and be done with it already.

[via Vulture]

Are you a balding, recent divorcee going through a mid life crisis who loves to golf and pickup the beer cart girl at the 19^th hole after a hitting the back nine?

Want a hat that will tell that to the world?  Good news; there's a site just for you.  Flair Hair!

I mean, if you can't afford that new hot sports coupe, this is the way to go.  

Plus, if you want to make your child even more confused about why daddy's acting funny, you can buy him one too!

And to think in the old days you would have had to wait for direct mail for the opportunity to buy something so stupid!

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