mike tyson

I must say: I don't know many people who have face tats AND prefer rainbow sprinkles.

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If a guy with Mike Tyson's face for an ass can find love, then there is hope for us all.

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You youngsters probably know Mike Tyson from The Hangover.

But back before his recent career revival, Mike Tyson was the greatest boxer of an entire generation.

And between those two periods, he was a drain on society.

These quotes are taken mostly from that middle period.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Glad you enjoyed the Drunk Knockout Web Rematch, Twon.

But come on…   "Wrote down"??

Why would you have to write down 007 373 5963?

Shit, I can recite that code faster than anyone's birthday in my immediate family.  And I'm pretty sure today is one of their birthdays.

Here's something you don't see every day: Wayne Brady and Mike Tyson doing a remake of the video for the Bobby Brown song "Every Little Step."

In the old days, there was no outlet for this type of thing.  It never would have happened!

But now…

Yeah, well.  The world has gone insane.

[via THD from Funny or Die]

Hump day getting you down?  There's one thing that always makes life better…

Mike Tyson quotes!

From the man that brought you the legendary, "I want to eat your children. Praise be to Allah," and the heart-wrenching, "[He] called me a ?rapist? and a ?recluse.? I?m not a recluse," comes an entire webpage of new hit quotes!

Who can forget classic moments like "My main objective is to be professional but to kill him"?  Well, the linguistical lion is back with another relentless barrage of bignormous babbling!

But don't let BuzzFeed be the judge for you: Go read Details magazine's interview with the man himself and find your own Mike Tyson quote for the ages!

And remember: "I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all!"

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Mike Tyson's days in the public spotlight appear to have waned, assuming he doesn't agree to do some new reality TV show or end up in jail for eating someone's children.  However, that doesn't mean reading some classic Mike Tyson quotes isn't a great way to start your day!

Yesterday, website TwistedSifter mixed Tyson quotes and photos to create some nice motivational posters (like the one above) that are always good for a chuckle.

So pleased with these images they've created, the site even states: "Did I forget one of your favourite Mike Tyson quotes?  Leave a comment and I?ll make a poster for it!"

Guys!  How could you forget this one: "You think the speed of your fingers can match the strength of my fists?"  That one quote inspired me to waste three years of my life playing original NES.

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