Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- A fan and usher dance off. Warning: not THE usher.
- 10 most unhealthy habits. But I love late-night snacking…
- Cocktails to cure a common cold. Until you drink 'em, stay the hell away from me.
- A woman married a ferris wheel, because that makes sense.
- Sexy girls in sports bras. I wore one yesterday but did not work out.
- Bound 2 with James Franco and Seth Rogan. Seth's manboobs < Kim's huge boobs.
- There's a bomb on the plane. Somebody forgot to take their Xanex.
- The most awesome pool ever. Lazy river at home? I shall blog from an inner tube.
- Miley's AMA's performance: cats, more cats, and overall badassery.
- Little boys stand up for a little boy. Even the Tin Man would tear up.
- And a mother fucking website.
[video via Tastefully Offensive]