miley cyrus

Reminder: Tupac is still dead, and this guy isn't.

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MileyCyrusCarl's skin is covered in song titles, her signature, and a giant portrait of her face.

If you think that's creepy, you should see his Twitter page!

We couldn't reach Miley for comment but I assume she'd say something like, "I'm noddin' my head like yeah. I'm movin' my hips like yeah."

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Hopefully he gives rides to Bieber concerts too.

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I totally know where she's coming from.  That's exactly how I felt the first time they let the bloggers meet Daniel Tosh.

[via F you. No, f me.]

nir·va·na/n?r?vän?/Noun

1. A transcendent state in which there is neither suffering, desire, nor sense of self, and the subject is released from the effects of karma and samsara

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I'm not going to comment on the fact that Miley Cyrus' latest film is the number 1 DVD in America right now.

I haven't seen the film. I just assume people fall in love, they break up, someone dies of cancer, and then the people who fell in love get back together.

Unless one of them died of cancer. In which case, the other one would carry out some sort of dying wish for their loved one.

Anyhoo, the majority has spoken. And the majority loves The Notebook XV: Same Tears, More Gums.

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File this under: I can't believe this is my first time seeing this.

But I posted it because it reminded me of my weekend: hanging with drug dealers and teenage girls.

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…which is cool.  Who can blame her?

But is liking Bon Jovi really something to brag about?  I mean, yes, "Livin' on a Prayer" is a significant upgrade from whatever that tremendous piece of garbage who's-her-face was singing, but it's not even the best song on Slippery When Wet for the love of God!

It's not the like father changed over to Schubert or even Judas Priest.  This kid was just happy to see Miley Cyrus leave her television.  He could have popped in a VHS copy of Faces of Death II and this little girl would have smiled.

So though it's nice she has some discriminating tastes in music, don't go heaping praise on your daughter by saying she will "only listen to 80s and 90s songs."  Keep in mind the 80s and 90s is when Chumbawamba finally hit it big.

[via The Daily What]

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

This week's unclaimed domain:

PartyInTheNRA.com

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What could be better than a "Party in the USA"? A Party in the NRA. Because it's a rifle party and a party in the USA. Miley Cyrus could have appealed even more to middle America if only she'd thought of this song idea before me!

But PartyInTheNRA.com doesn't have to be a Miley Cyrus song. Here are some ideas:

• Forward it to the GOP's website.
• Make it an Evite to a big NRA benefit. (Or, an Evite to a really manly bachelorette party.)
• Create a site that sells paper shooting range targets with pop stars' faces on them.

At the very least, forward it to the Tosh.0 Blog.

Last week's Unclaimed Domain, TextuallyFrustrated.com, is now home to "A compilation of textually frustrated users," which only includes Daniel Tosh so far. A highlight for me is one user's comment:

i have such a boner.

How great is that? Well, I think PartyInTheNRA.com could be an even bigger hit!

If you don't know how to buy a domain name, here's how.