MILF

I'm not positive, but this person MAY want to fuck their mother. Either way: Happy President's Day!

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Someone should be a true friend to Abraham Jacob and explain what this means.

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The main demographic for our show is males between the ages of 18 and 24. According to research I just did in my head, 18 to 24 year-old males like three things:

1. Nudity
2. MILFs
3. Rock Band

That means that if you are in our main demographic, this video is a combination of everything you like. If you are in our greater demographic, which is males between the ages of 13 and 90, I have a feeling you'll enjoy this as well.

Video games AND titties!!!

You're welcome. Please remember to tip your bloggers.

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Wow, there really are websites for everyone. Over at the Yummy Mummy club, they're taking their own stabs at what the definition of "MILF" could possibly mean, despite the fact that the rest of the world knows exactly what it means.
The bad news is, mums, you're not doing so well. Here's their definition:
M: Modern
I: Inspired
L: Lifemaker
F: Freakin' multi-tasking babes

Yeah, nope, that's not it. Who else wants a stab at it? Lacey in Vancouver, WA? Okay, go!
M: Man
I: I
L: Look
F: Fly

Yep. Wrong again. Anyone else? What about Ann Convery from Thompson?
M: many
I: inspiring
L: lifelong
F: friends

Wrong again. Are these mothers guessing or are their children guessing for them? One more try. C'mon Hanan P. in New Glasgow, tell them what MILF means.
M: Muslim
I: Inspiring
L: Loving
F: Friend

Wow. You MILF's are stupid.

Here's an idea: why don't you use the internet the right way and search the millions of pages online that will not only tell you, but show you what a MILF is? Warning: may be much more inappropriate for your children than your website.

On that note, stay on your own page. We've got enough MILF's who know exactly what they are running around the internet.