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This blowjob had no survivors.

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Rick Perry has a new campaign ad. In it, he says:

I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school.

Peter Coffin went ahead and fixed that ad.

There is something wrong in this country. And it's that people like Rick Perry don't actually walk around with a giant ass for a face.

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Last Thursday, we showed you "Military Police- Tactical porta potty clearing" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Military Police- Tactical porta potty clearing."  Support our troops by submitting a title to this week's Rename This Video.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote — garnering over a third of the total vote — was Devfun WD Collins with his title, "Your cock wouldn't get off riding something this slow and ugly either."  It's funny because it used in-your-face sexual innuendo.  Congratulations, Devfun!

Last Friday, we showed you "Playing a Ukulele Backwards on a Bike" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Adorable Mortar Misfire."  I don't know what is so adorable about nearly killing your entire platoon.  So let's rename it.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of Tuesday's Rename This Video Vote was Melanie Wagner, using some delicate wordplay for her title, "Uku-not getting laid-le."  Witty and a woman!  Sounds like a keeper to me!  Congratulations, Melanie!

As a father, there is no better moment than the day you give your adopted Asian son his first bazooka.

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Every week we see countless comments that have absolutely nothing to do with anything.  Our favorite irrelevant comment this week came from MenDrinkBeer.

MDB simply expressed his interest in joining the armed forces and then went about his day. Hmm…I guess sometimes you just gotta say what's on your mind.

I'm hungry.

If you have any irrelevant comments, please just go ahead and leave them here. We bloggers truly appreciate your cooperation.

Tosh.0 viewers surprise their friends, relatives, and enemies with their complete and unequivocal trust.

We've been told to ask you to stop sending in your own Surprise Trust Fall videos because these things can be dangerous! But if you leave a link in the comment section, there's really nothing we can do about that.

Who says America can't learn anything from the Chinese?! The Chinese Military Online English Edition offers free MP3 downloads on their website!

How can you resist classic songs like "Sing in Praise of our Motherland" (orchestra edition!!!)?  Or the smash hit "Workers, Peasants and Soldiers, Unite"?  (You only get the chorus on this one though.  If you want the full orchestrated version, you're gonna have to hit up iTunes.  Sorry.)

It's time to rock out with these 20 classics!  This is totally retro!  Where are the hipsters?!

[via Boing Boing]