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Goatmeal

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 11, 2014 at 1:00PM

This is pretty much as farm fresh as it gets.

[via Uber Humor]

Sexual Chocolate

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 24, 2014 at 8:00PM

Getting a blow job when you taste like milk chocolate shouldn't be a difficult thing to do.

[via Imgur]

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Drinking Buddies

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 23, 2014 at 2:00PM

Can't believe a parent would allow this to happen knowing cats are lactose intolerant.

[via Acid Cow]

The Cruelest Tease

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 5, 2013 at 3:00PM

"Yeah, yeah, that's a great lullaby. So, are you gonna break out those sweet feeders, or…."

[via Break]

Most Important Meal Of The Day

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 30, 2013 at 8:00PM

Move over "waterboarding" there's a new torture technique in town.

[via The Chive]