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Quavers Must Be Fantastic

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 29, 2014 at 10:00AM

I'd let a dog hump my leg for a piece of cheesecake but that's where I draw the line.

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How All Millionaires Dress

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 22, 2013 at 11:00AM

"Nope, nothing weird about this guy."-airport security

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This Is The Kind Of ATM Receipt You Just Leave Hanging There

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 1, 2011 at 3:00PM

Eh, I don't need to know my balance. I've got something like ninety nine million, eight hundred thousand or so.

Give or take a BMW.

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