It's a Miracle
Great Internet videos are born from little kids wearing ties. That's what you have here with this kid, boys. That's what he EARNED here with that tie.
One video. If they uploaded 10 times, it might never get seen 9, but not this video. Not now. Tonight, he got to perform on Opening Day; tonight, he got to hang with the Red Sox. And he gets giant applause, because he's WEARING A TIE!
Tonight, he is the biggest viral video star in the world. He was born to be a viral video star, just like every little kid who wants to wear ties. And he was meant to be here tonight.
This is his time. Tay Zonday's time is done! He's over. I'm sick and tired of hearing about what a great video "Chocolate Rain" is. Screw 'em! This is the kid with a tie's time.
Now go out there and wear that tie!
[via The Daily What]
