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What you don't see is that the next row down says, "Attention to Irony: Makes sure all corporate forms are as ironic as possible."
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What you don't see is that the next row down says, "Attention to Irony: Makes sure all corporate forms are as ironic as possible."
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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.
First of all, EricBarbaric, I don't appreciate being called a "tard". Re-Re maybe, but not tard.
Secondly, EB, everyone makes mistakes. Including you.
I took the liberty of visiting your blog Vicious-Delicious in order to find fault in your work. The link to your new Tumblr page in your first post is broken. Fix it, you tard.
How does that feel?
Muahaha! Sweet revenge! #ladyparts
According to the Huffington Post, Penguin Group Australia's publisher is reprinting 7,000 cookbooks over a recipe that calls for "salt and freshly ground black people". The "Pasta Bible" recipe for spelt tagliatelle was supposed to include fresh ground black pepper.
Head of publishing Bob Sessions said he was mortified that this has become an issue but was unsure of why anyone would be offended.
Well, yeah. There's no reason to be offended. It's obviously a typo. OR it's a cookbook for cannibals disguised as a regular cookbook to get it on the shelves! Ahhh!
I wouldn't be surprised if other recipe "typos" called for thinly-sliced children, I mean chicken, wink wink.
Oh, don't get all fake grossed out on me. We've all been there. We've all enjoyed red wine a.k.a. BLOOD! And Tiramisu made of lady fingers a.k.a. LADY FINGERS!
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If you browse Craigslist's missed connections, you may find love …or you may find out you've contracted an STD.
It's one way to find out.
At least the woman who posted was specific. She made sure to include both spellings of "Mark," note that he has one relative in the South, and specified that he didn't like black people.
Next time maybe she should be more specific about the people she sleeps with.
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Congrats, guys, after last night's show you successfully managed to crash bjservices.com.
I guess the owners of this domain name couldn't handle so many unexpected site visits from people last night who either saw it on Tosh.0 or were searching for something else besides shale oil and gas operators.
…you know, people searching for help with things like "business journals," "blue jeans," and oral sex.
Let's not be coy.
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