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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, June 18

Woman Catches Giant Goldfish, Makes It Late For Something

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 21, 2011 at 5:00PM

Olivia Riley caught a giant goldfish in Kansas City on Saturday. She took this short video then released it back into the lake.

Because there are very few things in life that don't remind me of a Mitch Hedberg joke, I watched and immediately pictured this:

Giant Goldfish's Friend: "Where were you?"

Giant Goldfish: "I got caught!"

Giant Goldfish's Friend: "I don't believe you, let me see the inside of your lip!"

[via TBT]

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