MJ

Great, now I'm searching the internet for a black Michael Jackson shaved into a white guy's head.

[via The Chive]

Okay, so I turn around in a circle and then drive into your crotch? Awesome.

[via BWE]

Last Thursday, we showed you "Michael Jackson Crepe Maker" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Michael Jackson Crepe Maker." You don't have to watch the whole video to get the point: It's a guy making crepes like Michael Jackson.  So don't watch the whole video and say, "Where was the funny part, asshole?"  I'm giving you MJ here.  That's comedic gold.  Don't complain.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Dan Haff with his title, "Best way to get inside anything is to just pound it until the hole is big enough."  Yikes.  I don't want to have to go into why this is funny.  Yikes.  Congratulations, Dan!!

Supposedly this is a real photo of Michael Jackson drinking vodka straight out of the bottle with a female midget on each leg.

Who am I to question progress?

[via Blame It on the Voices]

To a normal person, it?s no big deal that Michael Jackson?s music enters the public domain in 70 years. But it?s a big deal for thousands of DJs who want to completely botch one of the greatest pop stars of all time. That's why the internet has a countdown timer dedicated exclusively to ringing in that moment (doesn't work in Firefox). You and I might be just as dead as Michael Jackson in 70 years, but the internet won't be.

[via F.A.T.]

This week, a teaser for Tron Legacy came out. The original Tron is an 80s film about The Dude getting sucked into a computer program, so you can imagine how nuts the internet has been over this new trailer.

One guy decided to mix the trailer with Michael Jackson's "Beat It," which works about as well as Pink Floyd with The Wizard of Oz. But it is an excuse for geeks to watch the trailer 11 more times.

Another guy got uber postmodern on us by remixing the remix — Tron with Eat It by Weird Al.

According to the internet news, people with Michael Jackson memorial tickets on sites like Craigslist and eBay were getting booted for trying to sell them for prices upwards of $10,000.  

$10,000.  That amount of money could do for a lot for me- let alone children in need. 

…but we all know MJ did a lot for the children.

Jesus juice, am I right?

Billie Tweets is a website where they play Michael Jackson's "Billy Jean" and then show Twitter entries with each word of the lyrics in the song while it plays.  I don't really get the purpose of this site.   It's not hard to find single words in tweets; millions of people use twitter!  I'm not even sure why it was created or even how a person's brain could even come up with such a weird, pointless idea!  I am filing this under "lame" in the file cabinet I have in my brain, so when people ask me if I've seen this 'cool site' I can remember how stupid it is and rip them a new one.  I'll file it between this website and Hanna Montana Zone.

Sorry, I tend to ramble when overly angered by dumby dumb things on the web.  I'm exhausted.  I'm going to go tweet about this.