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This Person Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 12, 2013 at 12:00PM

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand… 

It's not her fault. She's used to touching every ball that comes her way.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

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I Hope Nobody Chokes

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 20, 2012 at 12:00PM

Oh, come on! He was just telling the pitcher to throw a spitball. Or a swallowball, depending on his preferences.

[via Hell.tv]

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This Deleted Scene From 'Anchorman' Is Really Funny

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 29, 2011 at 11:00AM

"Is there a building shaking?"

"Yes, Ron. The one we're in."

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Mets Mutt

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 26, 2011 at 12:00PM

Let's be honest, I'm just going to spend it on milk-bones and bitches.

We received nearly a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Bobby Bradley.

To see other top captions, check out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Mets Mutt

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 22, 2011 at 4:00PM

Now if only that dog could buy a ticket,
the Mets would have just 41,799 seats left to fill.

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Is There Anything Funnier Than a Man Being Hit in the Groin?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 11, 2011 at 1:00PM

A mere 81 games into the MLB season and finally something exciting happened!

Tomorrow is the All-Star Game.

Then only 81 more games until the next exciting thing happens… The Division Round of the playoffs!

Ah, baseball…

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The 9 Most Trafficked Websites No One Visits

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 3, 2009 at 5:00PM

man-old-computer

Web traffic reporting site Alexa.comis one of the most recognizable names in the web ranking game.  But occasionally their results have been called into question.

Recently, I was glancing over Alexa's list of " Top Sites in United States," doing some quick research, and began to agree with that sentiment.  Some of the numbers just don't make sense.

Are these sites really getting that much traffic?  Am I that out of touch??  Obviously, someoneis visiting these sites, but I'm just not sure who.

Out of Alexa's top 100, here are 9 websites who's high rankings I can't explain.  Check them out after the jump… more...

Human Mattress Dominos World Record

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 28, 2009 at 11:00AM

Before the advent of the Internet, the general populous had no idea what passed for entertainment in the city of Bowling Green, Kentucky.  Once a year, the Western Kentucky Hilltoppers would win an automatic birth to the NCAA basketball tournament by capturing the title of the terrible Sun Belt conference, but, outside of that, nothing!

Now, thanks to the "world" wide web — and yes, despite protests from the European Union, Kentucky is still considered part of the "world" — we can learn all sorts of things!

First, with some extensive Wikipedia research, I've been informed that since 2006, Bowling Green has been home to a single A minor league baseball team affiliated with the Tampa Bay Rays, the Bowling Green Hot Rods.

Then, through the magic of YouTube, I was able to watch the above video showing some Kentuckians in action!

Yes, you're seeing it correctly: This video shows fans of the Hot Rods attempting to break the world record for "human mattress dominos."  The record seemed like a perfect fit since most of these people don't like to spend a lot of time out of bed, and these hefty humans on the outskirts of Appalachia certainly have gravity on their side.

Zing!  Send your hate mail to the comments.

[via Ben's Biz Blog on MLB.com]

Who Knew He Was a Phillies Fan?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 22, 2009 at 11:00AM

On Monday night, the Philadelphia Phillies eeked out a win in game four of the MLB NCLS playoffs against the Los Angeles Dodgers with a walk-off two run double in the bottom of the ninth by Phillies short-stop Jimmy Rollins.

If that big hit got you excited, you're in famous company: As you can see in the video above, turns out mobster Henry Hill is a huge fan of the Phightins.

Okay, sure, anyone who knows movies can tell you this video is just a scene from Goodfellas with a well placed audio overdub.  Ray Liotta isn't yelling for Jimmy Rollins; he's yelling for Jimmy Conway (Robert De Niro's character in the movie).

But I don't think it's too far fetched to believe that when the Phillies won that game there were some happy mobsters out there somewhere.  Probably more than a couple.  You been to South Philly?  Lotta Italians down there.

Ay, yo, I'm not suggesting anything, alright.  Next cheesesteak is on me, guys!  Don't worry about it.

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