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Extended Interview: Plus Size Model

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 3, 2013 at 12:00PM

Can't get enough redemption? Check out this additional footage from last night's Web Redemption!

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Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 3, 2013 at 1:21AM

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That Is One Sexy Toilet Paper Model

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 18, 2013 at 12:00PM

"That's good, I just need a little more PASSION in the eyes."

[via Break]

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I Am Brave Like Pinecone But Mouth Is Pinto Bean

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 6, 2013 at 4:00PM

Honestly if you don't want me to treat you like a potato, you shouldn't walk around wrapped in tin foil.

Also: are you secretly the Bad Lip Reading guy?

[via The Chive]

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I Bet Your Grandpa Doesn't Have High Cheekbones

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 21, 2012 at 2:00PM

Let's just get right into this. The leggy sexpot above is Liu Xianping, and he is a 72-year-old geriatric turned super model.

It all started when he tried on some pieces from his granddaughter's clothing company and everyone quickly realized that whoa, why the fuck isn't he the only model on our site.

Of course I assume he has no idea what's going on and still thinks he's at home eating mashed potatoes, but sales have quadrupled for Yuekou. And it's not like any of Tyra Banks' models ever know what's happening to them either.

[via NY Daily News]

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Evidence Of A Good Time

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 7, 2012 at 4:00PM

"You always get side tracked at murder scenes! Put your uniform back on."

[via Oddee]

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Do You Want To See Models Fall On The Runway For Two Minutes?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 12, 2012 at 2:00PM

If you say yes, you're going to hell.

If you say no, you're also going to hell. Because you're a liar.

[via BIOTV]

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fall

mashup

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And Now, Kate Upton Doing The Cat Daddy In A Swimsuit…You're Welcome

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 1, 2012 at 2:00PM

Just edges out Knife or Banana as your favorite thing Kate Upton has ever done.

[via The HD]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Lettuce Dress

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 27, 2012 at 12:00PM

Now all I need is Lady Gaga with her meat dress and I have a sandwich!

We received nearly a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

Though I wanted to declare myself the winner because "LETTUCE SEE YOUR TITS!" is obviously an unbeatable caption, in the end, you voted for a caption left by John Huntington.

Lots of people left great captions this week.  Check out the ones that didn't get the most likes by looking at the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Lettuce Dress

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 23, 2012 at 4:00PM

LETTUCE SEE YOUR TITS!

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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[photo: Pornchai Kittiwongsakul/AFP/Getty Images]

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