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Tone deaf and gorgeous- just how I like 'em.

[via Buzzfeed]

When you reach the upper not-quite-scraping-the-bottom echelon of the modeling and reality television world, you gain access to information…  privileged information.

Information that, say, the government doesn't want the rest of us to know about.

So let's just say you did have a brief guest appearance on the short-lived ABC comedy Hot Properties in 2005, you might know a thing or two about how television "stations" work.

So when Adrianne Curry says the news stations are being "PAID OFF" you can believe she's breaking one of the greatest scandals in the history of news and/or bribery!

I thought that was the case, but I just didn't believe it until I heard it from Adrianne Curry's mouth Twitter account.

What?s that?  How are you ever going to find a person to take your boudoir photos?   

Two words: Denny Scott!  

Denny Scott?s photographypushes the limits of art, high fashion, and pasty white chicks.  I bet these women were soexcited when Denny Scott approached them in the Sears hardware department and asked them if they had ever modeled.  Go to Denny Scott?s website, check out his  amazing work, and get ready to be WOWED.

You are models now, ladies.  You are now.

I call this one, "Aunt Mable?"

See more wonderful pics after the jump!

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