Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Chicago's Gay Hockey Association does Mariah. Shout out to the 312!
- Celebrities with their faces turned upside down. Sweet dreams.
- Nice going, Wheel of Fortune. Vanna's such a jerk sometimes.
- Candles that smell like fried chicken. Yet another thing my dog will eat while I'm gone.
- A mugger apologized 30 years later on Facebook. Also they reunited because of bagels.
- 45 best Vine fails of 2013. #Epic #Fail #Lolz
- Girls tugging on their clothes. Cover your boner with a Trapper Keeper, fellas.
- Icicle vs traffic light is so Russia it hurts.
- A dance dog break! Who doesn't love that?
- 35 girls with special talents. It's really one talent: flexibility.
- And a mom who posted a bikini selfie 4 days after giving birth. Video footage of the birth or it definitely didn't happen.
[video via Daily of the Day]