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It's a hundred times better than any package Dad's gonna give her.
"Don't mind him. He's an attention whore just like that sonofabitch he calls a father. Anyway- MySpace me!"
[via Parenting Fails]
He started kicking five seconds after she had sex.
[via I am Bored]