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Look, it's either this or drowning her kids in the tub.
It was between that and "I <3 Being a Mom :) :) :)"
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There's nothing worse than singing MIWLFs. They are literally the worst.
Who are those people clapping in the audience? They deserve medals. Or at least earplugs. And eyeplugs. Actually I think the president should personally congratulate each of those valiant, selfless human beings.
And the award for Coolest Tosh.0 Fan of the Day goes to Sherryanne S.! We believed in you from the beginning, Sherry Girl. We heard you were watching and we were like, Sherryanne's going to hoot when she sees this! What do you think Sherryanne will say about Cooter Kicks? Oh, she'll love it!
Really Sher-Bear, thanks for being a fan. We appreciate your support. And we look forward to making you laugh even louder when new episodes return on June 2nd!
Also, if everyone could please start signing their comments, that would be great. It's the proper way to close a message after all.
Wow, there really are websites for everyone. Over at the Yummy Mummy club, they're taking their own stabs at what the definition of "MILF" could possibly mean, despite the fact that the rest of the world knows exactly what it means.
The bad news is, mums, you're not doing so well. Here's their definition:
F: Freakin' multi-tasking babes
Yeah, nope, that's not it. Who else wants a stab at it? Lacey in Vancouver, WA? Okay, go!
Yep. Wrong again. Anyone else? What about Ann Convery from Thompson?
Wrong again. Are these mothers guessing or are their children guessing for them? One more try. C'mon Hanan P. in New Glasgow, tell them what MILF means.
Wow. You MILF's are stupid.
Here's an idea: why don't you use the internet the right way and search the millions of pages online that will not only tell you, but show you what a MILF is? Warning: may be much more inappropriate for your children than your website.
On that note, stay on your own page. We've got enough MILF's who know exactly what they are running around the internet.
It's one thing to post a passive aggressive note in the workplace, but having a sign made and posting it in the workplace is another level. I feel like my mother somehow had a part in this. †
I would hope that if this sign were to be put on computers, the amount of single-themed tumblr blogs would sharply decrease, but that's shooting pretty high. †But right now, the internet is winning. †Every time I log on and surf reddit, I am destroying parts of my brain and so are you. †
(Except for this blog, it makes you real smarter. Keep reading!)
Thank God for the internet — †without it, we wouldn't
get to see how these people instill their family values into their
It's not easy to raise a little one, but these people manage to do so andpost it online to teach other parents the same. †Let's take a look into this incredible child rearing knowledge, shall we?
After the jump, see the full list of important values people are teaching their children across the country. "America the beautiful" is right. †Children are the future!
It can be awkward to friend up your parents on Facebook. But Asians have it lucky – their parents are tech-savvy. This excerpt from My Mom is a FOB, a blog devoted to "fresh off the boat" Asian mothers, proves just how well Asian parents understand social networking and sexting:
I was watching Good Morning America, and a group of parents and high school teens were interviewed. The topic was about how much you know your kids are exposed in Internet. One mother was sobbing because her daughter?s ex boy friend sent a naked picture of her in the phone to entire school, and her daughter thought that it was the stupidest thing she ever done, when asked why did it, her answer was she thought they were so close at the time and she think it was ok to show her intimate body. Just be careful, your boyfriend can turn into monster, and that is why I always ask you not to post anything in the Internet or send anything through Cell phone.
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