Monday

"Working."

"Work on."

The start of the week isn't even a surprise, yet it still hurts.

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Actually he says, "Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? Buy my album!"

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Coming at you like two asshole dogs with a belt.

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Every once in awhile I have to come back to Ryan Seacrest high-fiving a blind guy.

Because come on. It's great.

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The guy in the white tee? Yeah. That's your boss.

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A bitch slap to your emotions.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Sounds like you have everything it takes to be a Tosh.0 blogger.

Some days you just feel like a gas station robber that can't get his mask on.

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I don't like to say that I'm better than Carly, but…

Mine does have more pun per line than hers does.

Plus I'm always looking for a reason to prove I am better than Carly.

P.S.  Monday Pun Day is not a real thing and you will never see it again.

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Try living in her shoes. She is being tortured. There's no way to stop the pain. What you are going through today is nothing compared to her agony.

I just wanted to put things in perspective. You should feel lucky to be sitting safely in your office or school without a man forcing a giant needle in your arm. You should feel real lucky.

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