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This interview went from boring to great in a matter of seconds. And that's because the news is less entertaining than a plastic bag.

Here is a list of some other things on television that could be improved by adding a plastic bag!

Every other news show, Whitney, Dancing With The Stars, Whitney, Two Broke Girls, Mike & Molly, Hawaii Five-O, Hart of Dixie, Terra Nova, House, Last Man Standing, Body of Proof, Unforgettable, NCIS, NCIS: LA, Whitney, Ringer, Glee, Biggest Loser, Parenthood, Suburgatory, The Middle, Revenge, Free Agents, Up All Night, Harry's Law, Grey's Anatomy, Person of Interest, The X Factor, I Hate My Teenage Daughter, Whitney, Bones, Whitney, Once Upon A Time, Grimm, Allen Gregory, The Good Wife, Desperate Housewives, and Whitney.

I'm sure I forgot some. But what's important is that the bag makes it's way to the set of Whitney.

[via BIOTV]

Today we are all this capybara. And Monday is the monkey.

Monday taunts us all weekend long. We just sit there and take it, knowing fully well that eventually it will get close enough to punch us in the face.

And after that, Monday will kick us in the eye. Then walk all over us on its way out.

"At least Monday didn't throw his poo," we'll say, staring at our cubicle wall.

[via Super Punch]