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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 18

Sitar Playing Spiderman Reminds Us All To Count Our Blessings

Posted by: Carly Hallam | November 8, 2010 at 1:00PM

At least your sucky-ass job pays. Now stop complaining and get back to work.

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You Think Your Life Sucks Because It's Monday?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 24, 2010 at 10:00AM

Try living in her shoes. She is being tortured. There's no way to stop the pain. What you are going through today is nothing compared to her agony.

I just wanted to put things in perspective. You should feel lucky to be sitting safely in your office or school without a man forcing a giant needle in your arm. You should feel real lucky.

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