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"I said I wanted cheese, not cheddar."

[via The Chive]

UPDATE HERE

Daniel wants to make some big changes in this country, and he needs your help. Sign the petitions below to get your voice heard!

1. Pass a law to unite the Dakotas into one state.

2. Get rid of all coins. And $10's and $50's. And butterscotch hard candies.

3. Grant US citizenship to any Mexican who can make a killer fish taco.

4. Make Bed, Bath & Beyond mark everything down 20% and stop mailing out those stupid big blue coupons.

5. Force Dave Chappelle to return to television.

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Sure, you don't need me. Until you finish that Snickers bar and realize that I HAVE A GIANT GLASS OF ICE COLD MILK.

"Nope, nothing weird about this guy."-airport security

[via Izismile]

I hope there are strippers in heaven. Or at least a vending machine.

[via I Am Bored]

So basically: vote Ron for Town Treasurer!

[via Izismile]

Hey, Katy Perry's breast reduction isn't going to pay for itself.

[via Poorly Dressed]

"Will you feed me now, Mommy?"

[via DoucheChillz]

Psst, he's only banging you because he knows you're loaded.

[via Izismile]

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Bad Bike Jump (above)
• Drops Off with Machine Gun
• Mud Divers
• Ferrari Love
• Tough Guy
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Naked Scuba
• Web Redemption raw clip: Girl Scout Thieves 
• Andy Milonakis' cousin
• Bottomless Basketball League