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Fun Fact: this is also how Lindsay Lohan attracts potential mates.

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I am fairly confident that this is the best Australian Souvlaki Restaurant TV Commercial Featuring A Guitar-Playing CGI chimp you'll see all day.

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Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was the Fat Bottle Ninja (above)
• A cheerleader fell on her face
• A monkey got a workout
• Two dudes got on their knees in this week's Video Breakdown
• We learned how to sing with Ken's vocal training
• And Daniel showed you how to follow him on Instagram.

Turns out telling people to fuck off goes back to our oldest genetic ancestors.

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Last Thursday, we showed you "Chimpanzee Wants to Destroy Baby" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Chimpanzee Wants to Destroy Baby."  Can you blame the chimp?  Babies are awful.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Tyler Deitz with his title, "Canadian air force hard at work…."  It's funny because Canada is America's hat.  Hat.  Congratulations, Tyler!

Soon our heads will be helmets. It's called "adapting".

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Today we are all this capybara. And Monday is the monkey.

Monday taunts us all weekend long. We just sit there and take it, knowing fully well that eventually it will get close enough to punch us in the face.

And after that, Monday will kick us in the eye. Then walk all over us on its way out.

"At least Monday didn't throw his poo," we'll say, staring at our cubicle wall.

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The description for this video says "monkey unlocks and sends text message on an iPhone". But it looks more like the monkey is "just slapping his dirty little monkey hands all over an iPhone".

Doesn't he know iPhones fingerprint easily?? Probably not! Because he's a monkey and he doesn't even know how to unlock it!

More like Rise of the Planet of the Humans. (Still starring James Franco, obviously.)

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It's a chimp feeding a two-month-old tiger cub at a zoo in Thailand. And I'll just leave a video of it here.

That's all now. Carry on.

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