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Finally an answer to the age old debate of whether it's a rabbit or a face: it's a nipple.

[via Izismile]

In his final years, it was rumored Mr. Armstrong had trouble letting go of the past.

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"You're not gonna be great at walking on the Moon, Bruno. Try to go #2 now if you can."

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She's got no parents AND a butt for a face. It's actually the exact same plot as Annie.

[via Uber Humor]

"Mr. Romney, how do you plan to help the middle class?"

[via Happy Place]

I'd like to think that somewhere out there, they're riding bikes together over the moon at this very moment.

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Not every photo of Jay Leno can be a good one.

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Haha. More like one giant derp for mankind.

[via Tastefully O]

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Joke's on them! That's an Amtrak train so no one is riding on it!

One of the awesome applications of the Internet is its ability to help archive the present.  Additionally, it can provide a powerful outlet for primary historical documents of yore as well.

Earlier in the week, Gawkerran a scanned copy of a speech presidential speechwriter William Safire had prepared for Nixon in case the astronauts of Apollo 11 — Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin, the first men on the moon — became stranded there during their historic mission.

You can see the beginning of the speech above.  Click on the image to see the whole thing.

The document has been floating around the web for some time, but the Gawker post has seen it gain renewed interest.

And amazing timing too, because the Tosh.0 Blog has just obtained another exclusive lost moon landing speech, outlining what Nixon should say in a very different scenario.  Take a look after the jump… more...