A Perfect Winter Cap
When I wear this hat, it's like a window directly into my brain. My brain that can't stop thinking about moose sex.
[via I Am Bored]
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When I wear this hat, it's like a window directly into my brain. My brain that can't stop thinking about moose sex.
[via I Am Bored]
A Swedish man went all King Leonidas on a moose in the woods.
First, he looked to his queen girlfriend. She nodded as if to say, yes, kick the moose down the endless well. Then he defended his country the only way he knew how?with a giant iron bar.
I assume they silently exchanged the following dialogue:
Moose: This is madness.
Man: Madness? THIS IS SWEDEN!!!
[via FilmDrunk]
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