morning

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

No morning involving apple cinnamon oatmeal can be considered "epic."

"Working."

"Work on."

The start of the week isn't even a surprise, yet it still hurts.

[via Unique Daily]

That bitch would kill it in the doctor's office with a tongue depressant.

[via Video Gum]

Gross, Taco Bell.

I'm gonna just keep mixing my Mountian Dew with coffee like a NORMAL PERSON.

[via The Clearly Dope]

MY SHOWER IS SO HOT IT RUINED ALL MY BREAD!

[via journo-fascist profiteer]

Weren't you the one who said that I would be nothing?
Well, I'm about to prove you wrong
I'm not the only one who believes in something
My one wish is about to come true

I'm not stopping for you
No matter what you do
I'll just keep on dreaming
My head up in the clouds when nobody's around to see…

This is my moment, my moment
It's my time, flying high, limelight
Feels like my moment, my moment
I've waited for so long
But now everybody knows this is my moment…

(And if you need it, here's the video above but auto-tuned and with music.  Of course you need it.)

[via Reddit]

Nearly every year for the past 25 years, this family has filmed as their son and daughter come bounding down the stairs on Christmas morning.  The feel good compilation has already racked up half a million views since being uploaded on December 25th.

In contrast, I spent Christmas morning the same way I've spent many Christmas mornings: an ice pack on my head warding off my favorite gift from Santa — a raging hangover.

Eh.  Different families, different traditions.  Who's to say which is better?  I mean, theirs may seem all warm and fuzzy, but do those kids really look that happy?

Yeah, exactly…

[via Cynical-C]

Well, technically the Internet got it for you.

[via I Am Bored]

Or you can start it with the Tosh.0 blog.

Or you can start it with a sausage in yo but.

Honestly, I really don't care.  It's the Friday before 4th of July weekend.  I'm going to phone in all my posts and go grab a margarita with the margarita drinking wiener dog (who's video is suddenly disabled from being embedded or else I would embed that sucker again right here).

Obviously, I'm just kidding.  I'll be here until 7pm ET.  Trying to find you guys all a worthy WTFriday so you don't start whining!

[via Julia Segal]

Having trouble (Rick) rolling out of bed in the morning? This nifty YouTube alarm will start your day about as wholesomely as a Pop-Tart. Set a time and copy in the link. It does the rest, right from your browser.

Here's an alarm video you can use for tomorrow morning: