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Just Putting The Offer Out There

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 5, 2014 at 8:00PM

For anyone interested his sperm has a Yelp page.

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Proud Indeed

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 26, 2014 at 10:00PM

Fun biological fact I just made up: Mother's breast sag at the rate of first born's foot growth.

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Juggalo Mom To Be

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 4, 2013 at 6:00PM

Ma'am, we don't want to alarm you, but you're baby is enormous and has terrible taste in music.

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 11, 2013 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

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Perhaps the greatest question facing mankind; WTF is life?

10 Awful Mother's Day Presents To Make Her Regret Giving Birth To You

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 10, 2013 at 3:00PM

Yes, it's almost here: Mother's Day. Are you tired of pandering to your poor old mom with gifts she'll actually like? Flowers? Gift cards? Jewelry? Snoozefest 5000! Why not get her a gift that says how you really feel? You know, like "Fuck you for putting me on this terrible planet," or "I hate student loans and I hate you, you old hag!"

That's why we've compiled a list of 10 awful Mother's Day presents that will make her cross her legs and yearn for a retroactive abortion. Gifts like "Bacon Candle" (above) and "Back Hair Shaver" (below.)

 

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Click below for more truly terrible Mother's Day gift ideas!

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