Yes, it's almost here: Mother's Day. Are you tired of pandering to your poor old mom with gifts she'll actually like? Flowers? Gift cards? Jewelry? Snoozefest 5000! Why not get her a gift that says how you really feel? You know, like "Fuck you for putting me on this terrible planet," or "I hate student loans and I hate you, you old hag!"
That's why we've compiled a list of 10 awful Mother's Day presents that will make her cross her legs and yearn for a retroactive abortion. Gifts like "Bacon Candle" (above) and "Back Hair Shaver" (below.)
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