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You were hoping this child would fall! And that makes you a horrible person.
Can a kid not accomplish something great without you rooting against him? Assholes.
[via The HD]
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You were hoping this child would fall! And that makes you a horrible person.
Can a kid not accomplish something great without you rooting against him? Assholes.
[via The HD]
To paraphrase Josh the Board Breaker, "Something that seems difficult can be easy, you just have to try."
Tune in tomorrow at 10 for more inspiration.
[via CollegeHumor]
Freedom is nearly here.
But just in case you need an extra push, this motivational video should give you… THE COURAGE TO CONTINUE.
[via With Leather]
Mike Tyson's days in the public spotlight appear to have waned, assuming he doesn't agree to do some new reality TV show or end up in jail for eating someone's children. However, that doesn't mean reading some classic Mike Tyson quotes isn't a great way to start your day!
Yesterday, website TwistedSifter mixed Tyson quotes and photos to create some nice motivational posters (like the one above) that are always good for a chuckle.
So pleased with these images they've created, the site even states: "Did I forget one of your favourite Mike Tyson quotes? Leave a comment and I?ll make a poster for it!"
Guys! How could you forget this one: "You think the speed of your fingers can match the strength of my fists?" That one quote inspired me to waste three years of my life playing original NES.
[via Reddit]
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