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Welcome to The Season Of Brad, where Daniel becomes the sexiest man alive and all your girlfriends finally start tuning in.
Tonight's look is from Mr. & Mrs. Smith. Mr. Smith, more specifically.
You know how I knew it was him? Because he shook his leg when he was done peeing. And if you don't know what I'm talking about maybe you should GET WITH THE PROGRAM AND WATCH THE DAMN MOVIE.
John Wayne was our nation's hero and child abuse was fully encouraged… when America was America.
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Spider-Man chugging Bat-dong is only about the fifth weirdest thing you'll see on the Vegas strip on any given day.