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"Never Say Never" Marketing Department Meeting:

MARKETER #1: What's our target market?

MARKETER #2: Twelve year-old girls.

MARKETER #1: And what do twelve year-old girls like besides Justin Bieber?

MARKETER #2: The Daily Show?

MARKETER #1: What? No. The correct answer is iceskating. They don't even know what the Daily Show is.

MARKETER #2: Oh. Because we're all owned by the same parent company so we could force Jon Stewart to do it.

MARKETER #1: Fine. Book him. I'm going to lunch.

[Previously: The Situation + Justin Bieber]

"Never Say Never" Marketing Department Meeting:

MARKETER #1: What's our target market?

MARKETER #2: Twelve year-old girls.

MARKETER #1: And what do twelve year-old girls like besides Justin Bieber?

MARKETER #2: The Jersey Shore?

MARKETER #1: What? No. The correct answer is iceskating. They don't even know what the Jersey Shore is.

MARKETER #2: Oh. Because I have The Situation's agent on the phone and he'll do it. He'll do anything.

MARKETER #1: Fine. Book him. I'm going to lunch.

[via Gawker]

Did we need a 120-second rap about the movie "Dazed and Confused"?

No. Of course not.

But if the Internet was made up of things we needed, then we would need some very weird things.

[via TBT]

Michael Bay is lounging on his leopard skin rug eating wads of cash and trying to figure out how he can remake this fine piece of Indian cinema.

Look out for Transformers 5: More Bolly, More Wood coming to a 3-D theater near you!

If your Christmas was anything like James Franco's, it must have been fun.

Your grandma said some bad words, your brother followed you around with a camera, and you spent the whole day uploading shit to Funny or Die.

Sounds about right.

[via Gawker]

Don't get too excited.  There's no Tosh.0 movie in the works… yet…

But when the time comes to make one, we'll probably let you guys write it.  Though I'm not sure how the censors will feel about the big "boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner" scene…

Still, we might as well start thinking about who could play the role of Daniel Tosh in Tosh.0: The Movie.

Leave your suggestions in the comments.

P.S.  Who is Paul Walker?

On a mobile device?  Go here.

A supercut of blah blah blahs/further proof that Christopher Walken can make anything sound cool.

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If I had the money to buy a giant fruit basket with pieces of pineapple spelling out the words "Good Job", I would send it to whoever made this video.

[via TBT]

I've always found the "Independence Day" speech to be almost as inspiring as the triumphant speech at the end of "Team America". Almost.

[via blameitonthevoices]

"Never Say Never" might have a Justin Bieber Segway scene. And it might have footage of Biebs in a shower with another dude. But it doesn't have an overdramatic backstory told between poor resolution home video clips from Justin's childhood.

Er. Well, this time, the truth ain't so pretty.

"8 Kilometers: The Gritty Life Story of Justin Bieber". Every moment is another chance, eh?

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