Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Juggalos Of OKCupid is exactly what you think it is.
- A woman won the powerball lottery! An hour too late. Those two sentences are quite literally lines from Alanis Morisette's Ironic.
- Here's a painful nutshot compilation because you people love that shit.
- Tan Mom has a music video. Everyone should remember what she's famous for.
- Girls arching their backs is bonercity.
- This is a quality mugshot roundup. Did somebody say new profile pics?!
- A monkey taking a bath! Seriously guys it's little and in the sink.
- Daft Punk's Get Lucky eye popping out dance. I DON'T THINK YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT. EVEN IF YOU CAN.
- A man wants to videotape ghosts in his house, catches his girlfriend banging his son. He'll be haunted by it forever.
- Teen invents a device that charges your iPhone in seconds. I spent my youth copying math homework.
- 10 crazy disguises people have tried to use. Close, but no cigar.
- And it's Mr. T's birthday so, wish him a good one.
[photo via Juggalos of OKCupid]