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Some say his hair's half empty. I say it's half full.

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So…?  What happened to the president?  Is he okay?

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"Challenge accepted." -Everyone in that prison

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Otherwise your mugshot will look like this.

Police said Davis (above) was getting a haircut when the victim approached in what Davis called an "aggressive manner," so he picked up scissors and slashed the man in the back.

Let him go, Your Honor. Having to walk around with half a 'fro is punishment enough.

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According to WFTV Orlando, this gentleman was arrested for shooting his 13-year-old son with a BB gun to encourage him to run sprints in their front yard in 100+ degree weather to get his kid in shape for football.

Now let's play "Guess what kind of hat he was wearing?"

A) New York Yankees
B) Los Angeles Lakers
C) Miller High Life Racing

I have no idea really.  Leave your guess in the comments.

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Your disguise isn't working!

You should try glasses and a button-up shirt. Maybe carry a briefcase? Oh, and you should shave the mustache. Maybe trim your hair.

Wait, I have an idea! If you're going for the "responsible adult" look you should not start fights at a bonfire with your 18 year old sons. You know? Like, maybe, just don't beat up a guy while intoxicated?

I don't know. These are just suggestions. I'm not a disguise expert or anything.

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In this week's episode, Tyra challenged the contestants to dress like felons and pose for mugshots.

What an amazing transformation! Girl worked the camera!

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We do love it. We really, really do.

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