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Don't Ride Your Bike Near The Ol' T-Rex Place

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 14, 2014 at 2:00PM

How the hell is he touching kids with those tiny little arms?

[via Uber Humor]

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10 St. Patrick's Day Standards

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 14, 2014 at 3:00PM

The only holiday that legally requires you to get blackout drunk is nearly upon us, so we thought we'd take a few moments to remind you of its greatness before you drown your liver in a green beer monsoon.

Anyone who denies that there's at least a little magic in this day need only to look at the picture above to remember that hammered lady-kisses are just one of the many wonders St. Patrick bestows upon us each and every year.

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 23, 2014 at 1:00PM

But that sexy face, though. #WorthIt

[via Newser]

Helen Isn't Getting Any NYE Invites

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 30, 2013 at 6:00PM

Thanks, Helen. Now they're going to tell me I can't take my ceramic squirrels on airplanes, anymore.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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Movember Winning Eyebrows

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 2, 2013 at 6:00PM

She hadn't done anything, but police preemptively arrested her based on how diabolical she looks.

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