murder

Yes, it's true. "Kai The Hatchet-Wiedling Hitchhiker" is officially wanted for murder. His bail is set at $3 million dollars, he has cut his hair in attempt to conceal himself on the run, and the victim died of blunt force trama.

The SHOCKING part of this story, is that Kai is 34-years-old. Am I the only idiot who thought he was like, 22?

[via New York Magazine]

HOW FUNNY is murder. The funniest.

[via Barstool]

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Few acts are stupider than tattooing an elaborate scene of an unsolved crime on your chest. For example…yeah, nevermind. I can't think of anything.

According to the LA Times, detectives said the tattoo on Anthony Garcia's chest included key details from the scene of a liquor store murder that puzzled them for four years.

Garcia's shirtless mugshot, which was taken after he was booked on suspicion of driving with a suspended license, resulted in a first-degree murder conviction.

In comparison, that vagina tattoo doesn't seem so bad.

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It's time to play a game of Where Are They Now?

Remember this face? It's the face of the girl who spent 5 weeks hiccuping back in 2007. As a 15 year-old, Jennifer Mee became instantly famous after doctors unsuccessfully tried every hiccup remedy in the book.

Well now Jennifer is back in the spotlight. And guess what? She killed a guy!

Yup, Jennifer is being charged with first-degree murder for luring a 22 year-old man into a house where he was robbed and shot by two of her friends. She is currently being held without bond. I guess there are some problems you can't fix by drinking water through a pencil while you stand on your head.

[via Huffpo]

Wait, this isn't supposed to be a thing.

"CAT" setting I could understand. But if you're crazy enough to throw your kid in the microwave, then you're not going to need a setting for it.

KAWAI BABY GRAND PIANO INVOLVED IN CRIME SCENE – $2500 (Hatfield PA)

Canary Yellow Baby Grand Piano made by Kawai. PLEASE NOTE: MY MOTHER WAS MURDERED WHILE PLAYING THIS PIANO. AS SUCH IT WAS INVOLVED IN A CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION AND STILL HAS GREEN STAINS FROM WHERE THE POLICE USED AMINO BLACK TO LOOK FOR FINGERPRINTS. The piano will need to be refinished – or can make for an interesting conversation piece. THE PHOTO IS OF THE PIANO IN ITS ORIGINAL CONDITION – IT DOES NOT SHOW THE DAMAGE LEFT BY THE CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION.

Murdered while playing the piano? Still has stains? OK then, I'll pay the $2,500.

Does the left half of her once-living body and the children's songbook come with it too? I sure hope so. Because otherwise this would not be the single creepiest Craigslist ad I have ever seen.

[via BWE]