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Dude is totally cut. And pasted.

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Do you think he has pepperoni nipples, or pork medallion nipples?

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Don't take his earring out or he'll deflate.

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"I don't know about pounds but in geese I can do like, one."

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Every week we feature videos submitted by our viewers. This week, we found this.

But perfect animation doesn't grow on trees. So don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be the next Viewer Video on Tosh.0.

Alright, Chuck Norris, put down the camera and help your son into that chair.

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It's one thing to be too lazy to go to the gym, but if you're going to cheat it, at least don't be lazy with your Photoshopping.

You're just sitting on your ass in front of a computer.  How hard is that?  Spend a little more time with your resizing.

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…Madonna will find you. And she'll make you arm wrestle her.

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Food is defenseless against Daniel's bulging biceps.

See what other foods were destroyed by his muscles in this uncut blog exclusive.

Not that banner ads are known for their accurate depictions of truth and reality (typically they involve conning suckers into playing the easiest flash game ever created in an attempt to sell travel packages), but the specific banner ad seen above is just egregious.

What's with the before and after pics?

"4 weeks later I was bigger and buffer and — oh yeah — I also shaved my chest and got about a decade worth of tattoos all over my arms."

What was this guy thinking? Sleeves? All the fat must've gone from his stomach to his head. If you're going to show off your sexy new chest with a killer swastika tat on your left pec, that's one thing, but you can get sleeves even when you are a "fat slob."  In fact, comparing the two pics, the arms are the one body party that doesn't even look that different.  Screw the weight loss, you coulda just gone with the sleeves, man!

But that logic would assume that these two pics are the same person, and, they obviously aren't.

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