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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• An extreme unibrow. Or as I like to call it, "forehead mustache."
• Proof that Taylor Swift is a Satan worshipper from the past. As if you needed proof!
• My Bike is just an excellent rap song by children.
• Here are some bikini girls because your attention span is very short.
• Let's play Real Or Fake: Bird Catch. I say real because I WANT IT TO BE REAL.
• Cooking With Skrillex is internet gold. But where's his half-hairnet?
• 10 awesome Vine videos. Warning: nobody's naked. :(
• Easy breakfasts, because you're literally too stupid to feed yourself.
• Rich parents hire handicapped Disney tour guides so their kids can skip the lines. This story is perfect on so many levels.
• A pug watches the final scene in Homeward Bound. SHADOW!!!!
• Bonus Link: One Tiny Hand. Yes it's old, yes it's still fabulous.

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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Excellent mug shots. Somebody's rockin' the smoky eye!
• Tan Mom's music single IS the internet.
• A man got sent a threatening dildo. I wonder if he kept it.
• How to make a graduation cap flask so you can be a shitshow in front of your girlfriend's parents.
• This is the best shopping list ever, even though she forgot Fudgesicles.
• Sexy girls' underboobs! Most of the real weight's down there anyway.
• Here's the Charles Ramsey interview. Yes, salsa dancing.
• 5 most ridiculous lies ever told to impress a woman. Why isn't "My dick is huge" on there?
• Lewiston, Maine residents respond to the fires, are just classy to the max.
• And JA RULE IS OUT OF PRISON!! It must be the ass, that got me like that…

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand… 

Watch out, Macklemore. This cat didn't get his button downs from a thrift shop, ya heard?

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

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"Eighth time I've had to do this tonight."

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Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, this shirtless songster mingles with Daniel in a CeWEBrity Profile!

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at ten!

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• The best Lion King rap ever. Rafiki be smokin' that weed and shit.
• A Bad Lip Reading of The Walking Dead. Zombies say the darnest things!
• A hot teacher was banging a 10th grader and got caught because she acted like a 10th grader
• Here's footage of Reese Witherspoon's arrest. 'Murica.
• This little boy fighting a couch is pure gold. That'll teach it not to eat the remote!
• Bad girls bend at the waist. Regular girls do too, if we're being anatomically correct here.
• Guy thinks he has a runny nose for a year. NOPE YOUR BRAIN'S LEAKING.
• She takes pictures with every celebrity. Also, refuses to change hairstyles.
• 25 awkward moments in handshake history. Thank god I just wink at people.
• And let's check in on Amanda Bynes. Guys she's not crazy. That's just how she works out.

[photo via Daily of the Day]

"You're fired!"-The Fire Department

"You're hired!"-The London Philharmonic

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So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

"Try all you want, Ma. This cruise sucks and I'll probably never smile again."

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

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Did you say something? Sorry I'm busy doing ONE MILLION SQUATS.

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So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

This is going to make the PERFECT lullaby for Kim and Kanye's baby.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

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