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TOSH.0 BLOG Sunday, May 19

Why Don't I Grab a Condom and We'll Make Sweet Music Together

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 23, 2012 at 12:00PM

And then after that we'll bone.

[via VVV]

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Rapper Krispy Kreme Is Back

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 23, 2012 at 10:00AM

Look, despite getting over 2 million views, I didn't post Krispy Kreme's first video, "The Baddest."  His flow was weak and the beat was wack.

But wow, what a difference 24 days makes!  His rhymes are dope and the track is bangin'.

Most importantly, he figured out the key to making a great music video: sit-ups.

Is it hot in here or is it just almost June?

[via The Daily What]

WTFriday

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 18, 2012 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

[via Best Week Ever]

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Lazy Harp Seal Has No Job

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 18, 2012 at 11:00AM

It's no baby monkey going backwards on a pig because NOTHING is. But it's still your Friday jam.

Get a career, seal!

[via The Daily What]

Asian Guy Raps in 11 Different Accents

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 18, 2012 at 10:00AM

You might not realize it, but Asians even excel at being racist.

[via Blame It on the Voices]

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This Bird Is a Better Dancer Than You

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 16, 2012 at 1:00PM

Not only can this bird dance, he also helped me score the best molly.

[via Tastefully Offensive]

Nirvana Makes for a Good Wake-Up Call

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 15, 2012 at 1:00PM

Now all they need is a kid who can play air bass and a kid who can shoot air heroin and they can start a Nirvana air tribute band.

[via Tastefully Offensive]

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Kids Reenact the Beastie Boys' 'Sabotage' Video as a Tribute to MCA

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 15, 2012 at 11:00AM

Makes your kids' macaroni art tribute to Adam Yauch look like a pile of puke.

[via Gawker]

The White Member of the Wu-Tang Clan Is Getting Old

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 26, 2012 at 12:00PM

Turns out the 37th chamber is an oxygen chamber.  Wu-Tang!

[via It Makes No Sense]

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It's Thursday So Let's Rock Out to an Old Lady Playing the Spoons and Her Kangaroos

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 26, 2012 at 11:00AM

"Great stuff, Grandma.  Now can you wash those spoons please?  Your oatmeal is getting cold."

[via Tastefully Offensive]

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