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Guitarist David Didonato is currently attempting to set a new world record. If he makes it past 24 hours and 18 minutes, he will officially have played the longest guitar solo ever.

Since David took the stage around 7 PM yesterday evening that means he's about to break the record very, very soon.

And when he's done, David is going to get the longest blow job ever from a groupie that doesn't realize he's asleep.

[via Gawker]

Lorne Michaels is all like, "Shit. I didn't know we could get a musical guest that doesn't even speak! We missed out."

[via BWE]

He has the most amazing talent in the world and he uses it to play Coldplay.

Such a waste…

[via SayOMG]

Musicians get all the ladies.

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I didn't realize the lead singer of Marcy Playground had a Facebook account!

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Thank you, Gene Simmons, star of Gene Simmons Family Jewels! Probably a terrific little show?

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Well, thank you, Mike.

But I must say, um, no…  Mike Portnoy Rules!

And if the rest of you don't think so, call me when you can do THIS.

(I'm hoping that will get Mike Portnoy to call me.)

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

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Some day, if you're lucky, you will experience the kind of success Larry Pierce has.

Your friends from the factory will come to your garage in a small midwest town to hear you play dirty music on the weekends. Your tapes will be available only in truck stops ? as far as you know.

And people will say that your dirty music is as American as apple pie.

You will be living the dream, baby! Livin' the underground raunchy country music star dream. Yeefuckinhaw.

[via FFF]

Jonah Rocks, the 5-year-old drum prodigy, has released yet another viral drumming video featuring a bigger kit than ever (making everything seem that much more impressive.  Bigger is always better.)

These videos remind me of seeing clips of a young Tiger Woods on late night television.  But the awesome thing is that drummers are expected to screw everything in sight.

This kid's gonna be just fine.  That is, unless he has the rock musician's version of a career-ruining sex scandal… finding Jesus.

[via BuzzFeed]