mustache

It's easy; just practice and never visit a dentist.

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Although he hasn't taken advantage of his nipple hair like my future husband did, I have to give him points for incorporating his happy trail. It makes me very happy indeed.

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Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, we give this cool cabbie a Web Redemption. Yeah! Uh huh.

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"I love how versatile your nipple hair is." -Me

And Movember dudes, there's still time left. Make it happen.

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I'm starting to think Footloose had the right idea.

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"I got eyes in the back of my head.  Now they can stare at boobies."

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When Batman sees the Bat-Signal he comes.  On your face.

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"Now who's playing second fiddle?! Oh. Still me? Okay then." -Art Garfunkel

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The theory of this video (as listed in its description) is thus:

"Everyone knows that the greatest and most iconic contribution to Cinema is Tom Selleck's Moustache.  So great is it that there isn't a single film that would not be improved by the inclusion of Tom Selleck's Moustache.  As proof I present this montage."

But I disagree.  What really makes this montage so amazing is the Magnum P.I. theme.  So great is it that there isn't a single montage that would not be improved by the inclusion of the Magnum P.I. theme.

Want proof?  Try watching the video with the sound off.

See what I mean?  It's boring as shit.  Just like everything Tom Selleck has ever been in besides Magnum P.I.

Thus proving a larger theory: Tom Selleck's mustache is the most overrated thing in cinema history.  That mustache has been riding a wave of success based off a theme song for 30 years.

Ha.  Mustache ride.

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I've seen that face somewhere before…

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