mustache

The NCAA Men's Basketball Championship begins today with the first two games of the "First Four."

I say screw the teams.  I'm rooting for this guy's hair and mustache combo.  Though anyone who can pull off such luscious white locks is already a winner in my book.

[via I Am Bored]

Recognize the signs: stubble, shadows, etc.

[via TBT]

We received over a thousand comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by jamwalla.

Yes, but who has bigger more ornate balls?

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And you thought showing up to a party with the same dress was awkward!

Before I sauté dinner and serve it with a side of rice pilaf I like to ask one question: was this fish a player?

Scientists have discovered that Mexican mollies wear an extravagant mustache-like structure on their top lip. Why? Female fish find it attractive and the mustache "may be used to rub the female fish's genitals, exciting them".

From now on, I will only eat Mexican mollies. I want my dinner to have turned on the ladies with his 'stache, charm, and sex appeal.

Oh, salmon, you swim upstream? Big deal. Let me know when your facial hair has pleasured a woman ? then we'll talk.

[via Geekologie, BBC News]

In this week's Video Breakdown, Daniel discusses how when it comes to a brick and your balls a couple of inches makes all the difference.

We crack some jokes at the expense of this amazing mustache.

And, of course, TITTIES!

But that's not all.  You can see a lot more of tonight's show right here on the site:

• This week's Web Redemption featured the crying sorority girl who tried to "make it snow"
• Daniel took on the world record for competitive cup stacking
• Daniel broke down the recent Internet phenomenon of the Epic Beard Man and his bus fighting cohort
• Then check back tomorrow for your Twitter Oscar picks, the Viewer Video of the Week and our Web Redemption Extended Interview
• Also, be sure to follow our weekly Bleep Key to see the filthy words you're not allowed to hear
• And want to submit your own video?  Do it here!

Finally, check out every single clip from this week's show in this week's raw clips guide.