my little pony

Poor Pinky Pie. Her name has never meant more.

[Daily What via regretsy]

EVERYTHING I'VE BELIEVED FOR THE PAST THREE DAYS HAS BEEN A LIE.

[via RatsOff!]

Me neither. But for some reason, I watched the whole thing.

Hold on, you're assuming that Applejack and Rainbow Dash have the same mass? Please. Anyone who knows anything about My Little Ponies knows that Applejack is a country girl who grew up on a pony farm working hard to grow her family's apple business. So she likely weighs much less than the very muscular and well-fed Rainbow Dash.

Anyway. Carry on. You were saying something about science?

[via College Humor]

There are things you see that just can?t be unseen. Like?walking in on your parents doing the deed. Or that scene from The Ring where she crawls out of the well. Or pictures of your friend?s surgery. Or this. Creepiest. Video. Ever.

I screamed at 3:03.

Besides the obvious creep factor, the fact that her (its?) back legs don?t touch the ground really gets me. That?s some levitating, talking psycho pony shit right there.

And then, what?!? It dies at the end of the first song. WTF? And poof! That thing is back up to sing the wickedest version of Wicked?s Defying Gravity I have ever seen. Scare-y.

If you can stand the horror, stick with it to 7:04 when the ponies? awkward display of affection literally gave me chills.

Honestly? This can?t be intended for children. What a creep show! Who wants to get tickets?