myspace

"Don't mind him. He's an attention whore just like that sonofabitch he calls a father. Anyway- MySpace me!"

[via Parenting Fails]

This is where Mark Zuckerberg got the idea for his Facebook stomach tattoo.

[Via The Chive]

Let's take the picture quick, dude. The Pizza Rolls are ready.

[via Boss Thug]

USA Today reports that Myspace's days may be numbered.  From their article:

"With traffic numbers that 'are not going in the right direction,' [News Corp. COO Chase] Carey wants to see 'a clear path to profitability' on a timetable measured 'in quarters, not in years.'"

Quarters, not years.  All I can say is, "Why wait that long?"

The article continues, "The category in News Corp.'s financial report that's dominated by MySpace lost $156 million in the quarter that ended in September."

Quick!  Get News Corp on the phone.  I have an idea that will save them $156 million.  And my fee is only a measly 1%.

Last week, MySpace unveiled what will be their new logo.  You can see it above featuring the word "my" and then a space, meant to symbolize how users can fill it up with whatever they want the site to be for them.

I've taken the liberty of showing what MySpace employees will soon be filling the space with…

State of California unemployment checks.

[via TechCrunch]

She's still on MySpace? I didn't see that coming.

[via IAB]

I don't want to brag, but last night the email you see above landed in my inbox.

That's right: Ryan Seacrest asked me to be friends with him.  On Myspace.

Seeing this friend request really inspired me… to finally delete my Myspace account immediately.

See you in hell, Myspace!  Literally.  I bet in hell the only social network they allow you to use is Myspace.

GhettoMyspace.net finds the most ghetto pictures on Myspace so you don't have to.

It's a totally awesome site if you want to know what it feels like to have a gun pointed at you… or flashed in your general vicinity.  Or maybe you want to see what your baby would look like with a gun on her lap?

Regardless, there's a lot to be learned here …about why people keep deleting their Myspace accounts.

Oh!  And you're gonna see a lotta dat ass, too!

I once had a friend who stood on a street corner for an entire summer wearing a sandwich board to advertise a new apartment complex. She called it a "modeling gig".

Honey, you're no different than a prostitute working the streets and a bum with a sign.

Everyone is sweaty, no one is eating, and you're all heckling strangers.

At least the other two can make their own hours.

7 am to 2 pm?! That's a long fucking time to be wearing a poster!

[via GorillaMask]

Every week we see countless comments that have absolutely nothing to do with anything. Our favorite irrelevant comment this week came from Curtis in response to the I Want To Touch People post.

Curtis, my man. What's your beef with weird people holding babies? Weird people have babies too. And someone has to hold them. I don't think that necessarily makes them "nerds", does it?

Imagine how boring Facebook would be if only normal, babyless people used it. Not interested!

But Curt, why are we even talking about this? We should be discussing that guy in the purple shirt who wants to touch people. Stay on topic.

If you have any irrelevant comments please go ahead and leave them below. We bloggers truly appreciate your cooperation.

There is no reason for me to have a stapler on my desk. I haven't needed to collate a single thing since I started.