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She's a disgusting human but she gives an EXCELLENT back scratch.

[via No Way Girl]

Latest fashion trend: accessorize your handjobs!

[via Izismile]

Today's To-Do List: 1) Buy CDs. 2) Clip toenails five years ago.

[via Izismile]

Sex with this woman is basically like wrestling a lion.

[via IHC]

Wait.  This girl is hammered.  And they're in Wisconsin.  Why isn't she the one driving?

[via The Daily What]

You scratch my back and I'll scr?oh, God, please stop scratching my back.

[via Izismile]

She also holds the world record for Worst Handjob.

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And you think the Asian women at your nail salon hate YOU.

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That depends, Andrew.  HOW LONG ARE YOUR TOENAILS??