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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 27, 2014 at 1:00PM

Neither steel bars, nor clothing, nor liver failure pose any obstacle to the unstoppable force that is love.

[via HuffPo Weird]

10 Super Subway Passengers

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 7, 2014 at 3:00PM

There are few places on earth where you can expect to see more frightening/fascinating people than on the subway. I don't know what it is, but there's just something about an underground train that brings out the very best of the wingnuts.

Take our friend here for example. After a night out on the town he's riding home in the comfort of only his own skin, whilst enjoying one last brew for the road. He is who he is, and those are his balls. Deal with it.

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So Life-Like

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 3, 2014 at 2:00PM

"Go play, kids. Mommy has to test out her new nightlight."

[via Uber Humor]

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Niiiiiice

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 3, 2014 at 12:00PM

Fact: Other people's nipples make excellent hand warmers.

[via The Chive]

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10 Animals With Impeccable Timing

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 28, 2014 at 3:00PM

Humans may be the most highly developed, intelligent creatures on the planet, but there's no denying that we still share some very distinct traits with our animal brethren.

Case in point, it's become quite clear that the ability to craft a well-timed photobomb is a skill that lives deep within all of God's creatures. Even the socially awkward walrus.

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She Likes What She Sees

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 27, 2014 at 12:00PM

Fuckin' Jared Leto.

[via Uber Humor]

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