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You may know me by my stage name, "Throbbing Penile-Erection."

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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• 30 high school kids suspended because of twerk video. But the internet made them do it!
• You can't name your baby Anal anymore. Yeah I know. It sucks.
• Some chick took boobie pics during the A's game, marking the first interesting thing to happen at a baseball game.
• Here's Vanilla Ice as Captain Hook… HOW THE HELL DID I MISS THIS.
• Amanda Bynes is playing Strip Twitter with herself lately. Cool fishnets.
• The worst children's toys ever made, besides My First Rifle (too soon?)
• Nipples! Because I've given you enough butts lately.
• Sex toy races are all the rage in Vegas. I hope they treat them humanely.
• Someone's looking for a nudist roommate. If you wanna jack off together that's cool too.
• And for you crazy cats out there, here's 80's Don Draper's Twitter account. Yes.

[photo via Barstool]

Her son's name is Rawbhurt.

[via I am Bored]

Actually Amanda and Claire are the names of his nipple rings. (One's a tiger in the sack, the other's totally prude.)

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"I don't get the joke." -T. Aint.

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Like Spiderman, only better with the ladies.

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They're not related, but they all love to gamble.

[via The Daily What]

According the the Telegraph, the Austrian village of Fucking is planning "to vote on a name change in an attempt to escape the constant ridicule and attention the name attracts."

Apparently, people love stealing their signs, photographing themselves nude and partaking in other mayhem while visiting the village of a mere 104 residents.

Possible new names include, "Holy-Shit-Is-This-Place-Boring-As-Hell-Now, Austria"

[via Gawker]

Disproving the statement that there's nothing gayer than two guys discussing their outfits before going out.

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"Short!  White!  Cox!  I know you're our top three scorers but I'm keeping you on the bench this game because it'll be funny."

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