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Aww he still sleeps with a dolly!

GET IT?! Jesus Christ I just nailed the shit out of that joke.

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It's not the best place to sleep with your mouth open.

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I think a seven hour nap is just called "going to bed".

That top bill was used to snort talcum powder off a stripper's ass.

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It'd be rude not to eat it; they've been preparing thanksgiving dinner for 9 months.

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I'm not eating that baby.  It's obviously undercooked.

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I'm sorry, Officer, I know you're investigating a slew of puppy murders but you really shouldn't wake him.

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Yeah, it's cute until his pet lion tries to walk across his laptop keyboard. Damn 400 pound animal! You're not a kitten anymore!

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According to the product site, OSTRICH offers a micro environment in which to take a warm and comfortable power nap at ease. Its soothing cave-like interior shelters and isolates our head and hands (mind, senses and body) for a few minutes, without needing to leave our desk.

Ah, yes. A cave pillow. I think this is basically what Ryan Reynolds gets stuck in in the movie Buried. I didn't see it because I'm claustrophobic and the previews made me hyperventilate. But I assume that his pillow, voiced by Sandra Bullock, held him hostage in what turned out to be a light-hearted comedy.

Anyway, sleepy desk jobbers. Suffocate yourself with a cave pillow today!

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Now that you know you can do this, your Friday just got a whole lot better.

Thank you, Democrats.

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