nascar

Congratulations, it's a burrito and you're going to die at 40.

[via Break]

Instead of Tony Stewart and Carl Edwards settling this year's Sprint Cup on the racetrack, they should have figured it out — you know — the other way.

[via The Clearly Dope]

"And thank you for the case of Busch Light I used to prepare for tonight's prayer…"

[via Jalopnik]

I understand with the advent of the Internet, everyone claims to have found bigfoot. But this time, a) it's really bigfoot, and b) you're welcome.

I'm going to go ahead and assume a few things about this guy: 

• He sweats a lot
• He runs this business
• He's attending a NASCAR event
• He gits 'er done
• He's never needed sunblock
• Women at this NASCAR event give him their numbers because of his back hair
• He lives in his grandmother's basement/trailer
• He enjoys Buddig Beef  and Squirrel Melts
• He's all business in the front and a total party in the back
• He combs that sh*t every night before he nods off to reruns of Dukes of Hazzard 
• He's someone I'd love to meet

[Pic via UberPix]