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Sick Of Eating Actual Babies, You Monster?

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 15, 2013 at 1:00PM

Congratulations, it's a burrito and you're going to die at 40.

[via Break]

ESPN Knows What You're Into

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 23, 2011 at 12:00PM

Instead of Tony Stewart and Carl Edwards settling this year's Sprint Cup on the racetrack, they should have figured it out — you know — the other way.

[via The Clearly Dope]

What the South Is Thankful For

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 25, 2011 at 11:00AM

"And thank you for the case of Busch Light I used to prepare for tonight's prayer…"

[via Jalopnik]

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Bigfoot Found

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | July 29, 2009 at 10:00AM

I understand with the advent of the Internet, everyone claims to have found bigfoot. But this time, a) it's really bigfoot, and b) you're welcome.

hairman

I'm going to go ahead and assume a few things about this guy: 

  • He sweats a lot
  • He runs this business
  • He's attending a NASCAR event
  • He gits 'er done
  • He's never needed sunblock
  • Women at this NASCAR event give him their numbers because of his back hair
  • He lives in his grandmother's basement/trailer
  • He enjoys Buddig Beef  and Squirrel Melts
  • He's all business in the front and a total party in the back
  • He combs that sh*t every night before he nods off to reruns of Dukes of Hazzard 
  • He's someone I'd love to meet

[Pic via UberPix]