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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, May 21

You Guys See That New Show, Undercover Swan?

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 6, 2013 at 1:00PM

swanguy

Eventually, the Ugly Duckling turned into a beautiful swan (who was actually just a guy jerking off in a lake).

[via Imgur]

Tags: 

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disguise

fake swan

guy

lake

nature

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From Here, You Can See Everything

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 23, 2013 at 1:00PM

shortshorts

He's nuts for nature.

[via The Chive]

Feels So Good To Get Back To Nature!

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 25, 2013 at 6:00PM

I just like coming out here to think for a few hundred years.

[via Sad And Useless]

So You're Stuck On An Island: What Do You Bring?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 1, 2013 at 4:00PM

"You know, so I can watch my favorite movie, Castaway."

[via Izismile]

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dude

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'Nothing Comes Between Me And My Dad'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 23, 2013 at 4:00PM

Except a penis.

[via Roy Reid]

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family

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nature

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If Ya Got It, Flaunt It!

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 16, 2013 at 10:00AM

And yet when I walk around like this, I get arrested.

[via Izismile]

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ass

butt

butthole

butts

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dogs

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'I Wish My Girlfriend Was More Like A Tree'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 3, 2013 at 4:00PM

'Cause she's all, "I only do missionary" and I'm like, "It'd be awesome if you didn't talk".

[via It Makes No Sense]

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bj

dirty

girlfriend

head

missionary

nature

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Sex

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Nature Makes Me Sick

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 21, 2012 at 4:00PM

"Hey, I don't come to YOUR home and regurgitate millions of gallons of plankton…"

[via Izismile]

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nature

puke

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A True Artist

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 30, 2012 at 10:00AM

My favorite natural wonder is the Hollywood sign.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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The Best Kind Of Family Tree

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 18, 2012 at 10:00AM

Albert Einstein once said, "Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better."

It doesn't apply here, but he did say it.

[via Imgur]

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