You Guys See That New Show, Undercover Swan?
Eventually, the Ugly Duckling turned into a beautiful swan (who was actually just a guy jerking off in a lake).
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Eventually, the Ugly Duckling turned into a beautiful swan (who was actually just a guy jerking off in a lake).
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'Cause she's all, "I only do missionary" and I'm like, "It'd be awesome if you didn't talk".
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Albert Einstein once said, "Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better."
It doesn't apply here, but he did say it.
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