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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, June 19

The Lightning Just Missed

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 15, 2010 at 6:00PM

This happened to me last week actually…

I was filming the rain …like I always do …BECAUSE THAT'S SUCH A PERFECTLY NORMAL THING TO FILM.

Oh, and I had left the fucking door open.  Did I mention that?  Because I wanted rain to get into my house.  Because after I film the rain, sometimes I forget that it had been raining, so I like to have rain water all over my floor to remind me.

And then after a giant lightning strike, I was like, "I should close this door."  But then I didn't close it.  Because I am an idiot who deserves to be hit by lightning.

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