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Do you think he has pepperoni nipples, or pork medallion nipples?

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Honestly: he seemed taller in The Avengers.

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"Half naked girl? I didn't see a half naked girl. I DID however, get an awesome picture of Jar Jar Binks."

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Fun fact: he has the opposite problem with women. Thank you, good night!

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"Wow, Jake, that was so good, we almost thought about sitting with you at lunch."

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"Next stop: 20 years in the future, where hopefully I've kissed a girl."

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Now get another wheel on that thing and start asking bitches out.

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Eric Shanks secretly recorded his coworkers discussing Battlestar Galactica. Then he animated it.

I don't know what's geekier: arguing about the superpowers of science fiction characters or animating an argument about the superpowers of science fiction characters.

Idiot!  I said it would be nice if you wore a "tie" to the event, not a "TIE Fighter!"

…or write your own joke.  One quip is not nearly enough for this guy.

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