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Derek Gordon, Your Job Rules

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 30, 2012 at 5:00PM

He's also an expert at sleeping alone.

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 30, 2012 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

What do you think Comedy Central is?

"Brickleberry" coming this fall.

America's Largest

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 24, 2010 at 12:00PM

Keep feeding it!  I'm not getting 4G service out in Brooklyn yet.

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Do Not Want: KaBLiNG Cables

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 24, 2010 at 4:00PM

Look, maybe I'm wrong, but these KaBLiNG Jeweled Cat5e Network Patch Cables are ridiculous.

Cables are not meant to be pretty or bedazzled or pink.  They get digital information from one place to another.  There is nothing pretty about that.

Electronics are supposed to be cold, complex, cerebral, even bleak.  Kind of like the music of Pan Sonic.  It's not supposed to be happy, frilly and sparkling like the music of Miley Cyrus.

How many network administrators and tech guys run around listening to tween party anthems?  Only the sick kind!  We don't want to encourage them.

And if this is serving as your child's "My First Network Cable," you're sending them the wrong message.  Working with computers all day is not supposed to be fun.  It's painful, finger-cramping work.

Take it from me, a guy who spends all day working on a computer.  If we suddenly start introducing fun, pink cables, people who work on computers might begin to realize there is a life outside of staring down a screen.  Then the true horror starts: Computer geeks wandering the Earth.

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